The Prince That Was Really A Ninja
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
step 1: stop being and asshole
failed step 1

Okay I feel a little better. A little pissed now. But better.

psssssssst
  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • () = I am a nonbinary person who has a crush on you
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • <3 = I want to fuck you
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

andrewcentrism:

jocelyntheuppityzombgras:

chauvinistsushi:

jeffreestar:

Coming spring 2014….

Jeffree Star Cosmetics.

INTERNAL SCREAMING

Yo I don’t even wear lipstick and this is still really fucking exciting like how does that even happen??????

jamespkcs:

hella rad by day, hella sad by night

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

scisallison:

people who are a combination of attractive witty adorable and talented

you stop that